Scene 1: The Flynn-Fletcher's HouseEdit
Phineas: (from inside Phineas and Ferb's house in the living room) "Hey, Candace, look at my new video game poster."
Cut to Candace ironing Phineas and Ferb's clothes.
Candace: "Just 1 minute now, guys, I'm ironing your clothes."
Phineas: "Why can't you try and do both at the exact same time?"
Candace: "Oh, guys........."
Candace: "You know how much I have to do, why can't you just help out 1 little bit? you know your good friend, Isabella will be here any minute now with her new little brother, Felix."
Phineas: "I guess we can agree with that.
Candace: "When Isabella gets here with her baby brother, I wanna know that I can count on your help, it'll be a lot of work having a baby in Danville, you know."
Phineas: "Alright, we'll do it."
Vivian: "Here we are."
Isabella: "Phineas, Ferb, guys, you remember my little brother, Felix, right?"
Phineas: "That's right, Isabella, we do remember him, and we're gonna help you take real good care of him."
Candace: "Oh just look at you, Felix, you're such a handsome young boy, aren't you?"
Felix: [Giggling And Cooing]
Toby: "Now listen, we've got everything else that you, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Baljeet need while we're at work, 3 day supply of pampers, pacifiers, baby wipes, baby powder, baby formulas, and Felix's most favorite plush rabbit, Flopsy."
Phineas: "Wow, that does sound very interesting."
Vivian: "Well, we'll see you in 3 days, oh, thanks so much, you guys, you're a real life saver."
Ferb: "It'll be so much fun having a baby in Danville."
Buford: "Yeah right, just as long as it stays outta my way."
The dining roomEdit
Isabella: "I was talking to my brother here."
Buford: "Hey, guys, I'm starving, make me a submarine sandwich."
Isabella: "We can't right now, Buford, Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet and I need to give Felix a nice bubble bath."
Buford: "What for? it's not going anywhere."
Isabella: "Oh, Buford......"
Buford: "What? all I want is a submarine sandwich."
Isabella: "Just as long as my baby brother is here, he's gonna need to come 1st."
Buford: "But what about me?"
Phineas, Ferb, Isabella and Baljeet go into the upstairs bathroom to give Felix a nice bubble bath.
The Living RoomEdit
[Buford Playing Jazzed Up Tune On Saxophone]
[Felix Crying And Wailing]
[Crying And Wailing Continues]
[Saxophone Music Continues]
[Melvin Crying And Wailing Again]
Isabella: "Buford, please!"
Buford: "What? I need to practice?"
Isabella: "Well, you're not the only person in Danville, all you ever think about is yourself."
Buford: "What's the matter with that?"
Buford is drinking from a chocolate milk carton, but is startled.......
[Felix Continues Crying And Wailing]
Buford: "Aw, Isabella, it's cryin' again."
Isabella: "Well, then pick him up and hold him for 1 minute."
Buford: "I'm not gonna pick it up, it smells like urination."
Isabella: "He probably just needs a new pamper, can you just-"
Buford: "Oh come on, Isabella, that's revoltin'."
Isabella: "There's nothing revolting about it, it's perfectly natural, and quit calling him it, he's not an it, he's a he, and his name is Felix."
Phineas: "Come on, you guys, let's all take a nice little walk around the block."
Scene 2: Across the neighborhood of DanvilleEdit
Baljeet: "Oh, Felix, why are you fussing?"
Phineas: "Look at all of the play toys you got there, see this? baby's 1st dolphin."
Phineas: [Making Dolphin Sounds]
Isabella: "Hey, check this 1 out, a squeaker monkey."
Felix: [Squeaking Toy Squeaker Monkey]
Ferb: "Good boy."
Phineas: "Come on, you guys, let's go back home to my house, it was so much fun walking around."
Back Inside the Flynn-Fletcher family's houseEdit
Phineas: "Well, it sure was a nice long walk around the block."
Ferb: "Good thing we're home again."
Baljeet: "Hey, look, Felix is fast asleep."
Isabella: "He must've been tired from that nice long walk we've had this afternoon."